Tarzan, Jane, and Elephants

Posted by CtrlAltJack at 12:05 PM

I'm referencing an obscure, dumb joke here. It is series-joke that I loved when I was little. Here it is in case you want to know.
What did the Lone Ranger say when he saw his horse coming?
Here comes my horse.
What's the difference between an elephant and a grape?
The grape is purple.
What did Tarzan say when he saw the elephants coming?
Here come the elephants.
What did Jane say when she saw the elephants?
Here come the grapes. (She was color-blind.)
I don't apologize for how dumb these jokes were. I warned you and you read them anyway.
They still make me smile.

 

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